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"Krista needs"

By most-special-k - Posted on March 24th, 2006
Another blog I read did this (Sammi's), and it was really neat.
Visit Google.com, put your first name and the word “needs” in quotations (e.g., “Krista needs”) in the search box, and then click the Google Search button.
Write down the top 10 results.
1. Krista needs to have someone tell her to straighten her act.
Ok -- sure.
2. Krista needs to practice her wise-girl accent with someone.
W/E -- I think I have this down!
3. Krista Needs Help With Her Sunscreen.
Hate those hard to reach spots...
4. Krista needs me!
Hope "me" is cute!
5. Krista needs sugar.
Mmm sugar...
6. Krista needs to contact VHO office to set up meetings for Jan/Feb as VRC rep.
....ok???
7. Thank you for your concerns for Krista's needs, and all the therapy you've provided, it's been a success for her.
Thank-you all!! haha
8. Krista Needs Help With Her Sunscreen.
Hmmm, I'm really worried about burning!
9. Krista needs a social life.
Clearly!
10. Krista needs more comments.
No one ever leaves me comments... pout.
This is kinda fun, let's keep going!
11. Krista needs to Leave.
See ya!
12. Krista needs nothing shes totally perfect :)
Didn't need to tell me that -- I knew it already!
13. Krista needs some new artists to listen to?
I love finding a new band!
14. Krista needs blood often, sometimes three units at a time.
Hmmm, what am I doing to myself??
15. Krista Needs Help With Her Sunscreen.
Vain little bitch, ain't I -- no tan lines pour moi.
16. Krista needs bed!
Always.
17. Krista needs amazing...
(this is then followed up with... Hardcore Pictures of a Young Naughty Teen Coed Girl with a dildo in her tight ass.)
Okee dokee -- I think I'll stop there --- Yikes!
Clearly they mean a different Krista.

Aww, he pretended to buy me flowers...

By most-special-k - Posted on March 24th, 2006


I get home, where the house husband decided that while he does not buy the groceries, he is not opposed to helping put them away. He notices the flowers and says nothing. About 5 minutes later (I've since lost track of the house husband whereabouts) there is a knock at our door. I go and answer it, and the house husband has stolen my flowers and is standing there holding them. In a grand gesture he offers them to me, his semi-stunned wife.
I overlooked the fact that I'd bought them for myself.

It was kind of sweet.

I look a little stunned, no?

We're too old for this... (Part II)

By most-special-k - Posted on March 24th, 2006
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This is an extenstion of the entry... I'm getting too old for this...

 

Leave it to me and Kenr to pose with a bottle of red wine.

 

Maybe there is something to be said for getting older -- you are infinitely wiser -- as you can see, I've established I'm well on my way to "happy-town" and have started drinking water. That said, Kenr, is the older of the two of us, and she is still drinking wine. Hmmm and well, she couldn't get out of bed the next day... hmmmm guess that "wiser as you get older" only applies to me! heehee