Before this will make any sense you must read this article:
http://www.blogto.com/music/2007/12/wanted_bon_jovi_ticket_

buyers_dead_or_alive/

My take:
We all know the problem isn't just the 905ers... the rest of Canada is just a suburb of TO. TO being the most hip, cool, vibrant metropolis around - or "the centre of the universe". I say blame the 204ers and the 306ers (the further out suburbs of TO) for this hair teasing travesty! Everyone knows that everything east of Vancouver is a suburb of Toronto and that they are all lovers of cheesy 80's glam rock.

As a former 306er living in the uber trendy and pretentious 416, I feel I must represent (as best I can -- cause let's face it -- living in the centre for almost 2 years now I've been drawn to the pretentious side... I'd rather head down to the Horseshoe and see Lowest of the Low or enjoy Cuff the Duke at the Mod club) -- but for one afternoon, I'm going to go blow the dust off my New Jersey CD and dance around to some, "Lay your hands on me!"

K