Another blog I read did this (Sammi's), and it was really neat.
Visit Google.com, put your first name and the word “needs” in quotations (e.g., “Krista needs”) in the search box, and then click the Google Search button.
Write down the top 10 results.
Visit Google.com, put your first name and the word “needs” in quotations (e.g., “Krista needs”) in the search box, and then click the Google Search button.
Write down the top 10 results.
1. Krista needs to have someone tell her to straighten her act.
Ok -- sure.
2. Krista needs to practice her wise-girl accent with someone.
W/E -- I think I have this down!
3. Krista Needs Help With Her Sunscreen.
Hate those hard to reach spots...
4. Krista needs me!
Hope "me" is cute!
5. Krista needs sugar.
Mmm sugar...
6. Krista needs to contact VHO office to set up meetings for Jan/Feb as VRC rep.
....ok???
7. Thank you for your concerns for Krista's needs, and all the therapy you've provided, it's been a success for her.
Thank-you all!! haha
8. Krista Needs Help With Her Sunscreen.
Hmmm, I'm really worried about burning!
9. Krista needs a social life.
Clearly!
10. Krista needs more comments.
No one ever leaves me comments... pout.
This is kinda fun, let's keep going!
11. Krista needs to Leave.
See ya!
12. Krista needs nothing shes totally perfect :)
Didn't need to tell me that -- I knew it already!
13. Krista needs some new artists to listen to?
I love finding a new band!
14. Krista needs blood often, sometimes three units at a time.
Hmmm, what am I doing to myself??
15. Krista Needs Help With Her Sunscreen.
Vain little bitch, ain't I -- no tan lines pour moi.
16. Krista needs bed!
Always.
17. Krista needs amazing...
(this is then followed up with... Hardcore Pictures of a Young Naughty Teen Coed Girl with a dildo in her tight ass.)
Okee dokee -- I think I'll stop there --- Yikes!
Clearly they mean a different Krista.
lol nice krista
lol nice krista
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